The not-so-beautiful game

This is from a leaflet I was handed by one of those people on the street who you desperately try to avoid - in this case, I tried the “buffer person” and “ground scanning” tactics - but somehow they outwit you and you end up holding a piece of paper with some odd words written on it.

For example:

What I’m wondering is, if Jesus is the referee, and the world is the pitch… can I be the streaker? And what does Jesus think of dives and reckless tackling?

On second thoughts… I don’t wish to be red-carded so I’ll stop now.