They don't call me Tim "Michael Schumacher" Jones for nothing... actually they don't call me that at all

Anyway, I didn’t win, so I didn’t live up to my middle name. I came a close second, which simply isn’t good enough! Next time, perhaps. I’ve just got back from my company’s annual go-karting outing (otherwise known as “ram as many managers as you can into the tyres before you get your P45”).